My bunny is a lot like a baby in a number of ways.
If you try to clip my nails I will destroy your world.
For one, thing, it's really helpful that he's cute, because most of the time that's all he's got going for him, and that's the only thing keeping him from being, well, nevermind.
He also has decided that approximately 1:30 am is the PERFECT time to thump his foot loudly and give me a heart attack. I imagine his thought process is something like this:
"Well, that was a nice nap.
Hummm...It's been dark for a while now...
I can't really hear anything...
I can't hear Liisa...
oh no what if Liisa is dead?
WHAT IF SHE'S DEAD??"
::thump::
"WHAT IF I'M DEAD?"
::thump::
"What if she's dead and she'll never feed me again?"
::thumpthump::
::Liisa throws something (like a shoe or her phone) at the cage::
"ARE WE UNDER ATTACK??"
::thump::
"Wait where is my food?
Do I have food?
Will I ever have food again?"
::rustles around cage until he finds his food dish::
"You know what the best way is to eat food?
ALL. OVER.THE. FLOOR"
::throws food dish across his cage::
"I haven't heard Liisa move....
WHAT IF SHE'S DEAD??"
::thump::
This usually continues until I get fed up enough that I pull myself out of bed, walk over to his cage and kick it a few times.
His other most annoying habit is this constant reinactment of "The Great Escape". No matter where I put him, large or small areas, he will spend the whole time just trying to get out of any area - testing the fences for weaknessess like a Velociraptor, amiright? And when he's not testing the fences for weaknessess, he's marking his territory in every corner ever. And if I put something in the corner he will either attack it until he manages to move it and then he will pee in the corner, or he will jump on top of it and then somehow manage to jump over the gate that it's next to. UGH YOU DEMON BUNNY.
I keep reminding myself that a baby will be different. I mean, after two years, a baby will definitely be giving me some sort of feedback. All Bilbo does is run up to me and attack my jeans if he sees I have treats.
This is my bookshelf. There are many like it, but this is mine.
I even chewed off the cover of Liisa's copy of "The Last Command" to make sure that she knows that it is mine.