Wednesday, November 12, 2014

There is no singing in Supernatural!

We interrupt this very important blog to tell all of you that the 200th episode of Supernatural aired last night and Liisa's life is now complete.

That is all.

this is a side effect of not being on tumblr anymore

Stop right now, thank you very much

Alright, I am going to write one, ONE very SHORT post about my annoying IA and then I am going to stop.

Okay so when I do something wrong or someone reminds me about something or even if someone casually comments on my actions, my first reaction is to apologise. I spend a lot of my life apologising, not always for the right reasons, but that is me. My IA, his first reaction is to come up with an excuse for EVERYTHING. Even if it's something just so trivial. Everything has an excuse. I just want to scream at him "OMG PLEASE JUST APOLOGISE FOR SOMETHING. I AM SORRY FOR YELLING AT YOU LIKE THIS."

I asked him today to prep an art project for tomorrow and he was like freaking out because he only had three hours. Are you kidding me? Three hours to prep one project??? He just kept saying "Well I just found out about this, I didn't know this was happening" and I was like "Um, we discussed this last week so yes you did know and just STOP because you will finish this in an hour and if it takes you longer I swear I will get the principal to fire you for incompetence at being a person."

Everything this man does is annoying.

And then on the other hand, he is just a sad, sad person. I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure he has no life outside of his job. He has no family around, he lives alone, and all he talks about is work or how he's trying to jog on the ankle that he twisted 3 months ago (he's still talking about his ankle, like, every other day). Apparently he goes to the school on Sundays (wat) because there is a sign in sheet for the church that meets there and his name has been on it. This man probably just needs a friend but he is so ridiculously awkward and unsociable that he just turns people off. If I was actually a good person I would be trying harder to just be his friend, but as his boss I find that very difficult : /

UGH.
Done.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Far too eager and curious for a Hobbit, most unnatural.

My bunny is a lot like a baby in a number of ways.

If you try to clip my nails I will destroy your world.

For one, thing, it's really helpful that he's cute, because most of the time that's all he's got going for him, and that's the only thing keeping him from being, well, nevermind.

He also has decided that approximately 1:30 am is the PERFECT time to thump his foot loudly and give me a heart attack. I imagine his thought process is something like this:

"Well, that was a nice nap.
Hummm...It's been dark for a while now...
I can't really hear anything...
I can't hear Liisa...
oh no what if Liisa is dead?
WHAT IF SHE'S DEAD??"
::thump::
"WHAT IF I'M DEAD?"
::thump::
"What if she's dead and she'll never feed me again?"
::thumpthump::
::Liisa throws something (like a shoe or her phone) at the cage::
"ARE WE UNDER ATTACK??"
::thump::
"Wait where is my food?
Do I have food?
Will I ever have food again?"
::rustles around cage until he finds his food dish::
"You know what the best way is to eat food?
ALL. OVER.THE. FLOOR"
::throws food dish across his cage::
"I haven't heard Liisa move....
WHAT IF SHE'S DEAD??"
::thump::

This usually continues until I get fed up enough that I pull myself out of bed, walk over to his cage and kick it a few times.

His other most annoying habit is this constant reinactment of "The Great Escape". No matter where I put him, large or small areas, he will spend the whole time just trying to get out of any area - testing the fences for weaknessess like a Velociraptor, amiright? And when he's not testing the fences for weaknessess, he's marking his territory in every corner ever. And if I put something in the corner he will either attack it until he manages to move it and then he will pee in the corner, or he will jump on top of it and then somehow manage to jump over the gate that it's next to. UGH YOU DEMON BUNNY.

I keep reminding myself that a baby will be different. I mean, after two years, a baby will definitely be giving me some sort of feedback. All Bilbo does is run up to me and attack my jeans if he sees I have treats.

This is my bookshelf. There are many like it, but this is mine.
 I even chewed off the cover of Liisa's copy of "The Last Command" to make sure that she knows that it is mine.


Tuesday, November 4, 2014

But when I had to chose between death and kissing him, totally kissed him instead of dying.

Yesterday was my day off, so of course I spent the majority of it doing stuff for work - making progress reports and typing up new data sheets for the quarter. Today I got home early with nothing to do and I was like "I wanna make a video."

This is more complicated than it used to be.

Reason number one being that I'm not caught up on any shows anymore. I haven't watched the new season of Doctor Who and only a few of Supernatural. And the second reason is that I've stopped downloading shows in an effort to actually stop breaking laws (I know, it's crazy, what is happening).

So considering my lack of options, I edited about 10 seconds of an Amy/Rory vid.

That was fun.

Oh and we totally got our school pictures back. My eyes look stupidly small when I smile. Do I look like a teacher yet?


One of my brothers called today and we chatted for a while. I miss my brothers :/ One by one they all moved far away. When my oldest brother moved away a few years ago, I went one last time to tell him and his family goodbye and he gave me the tightest, longest, best hug I've ever gotten. Have you ever gotten a hug like that? One where no one tries to pull away and they hold you so tight it almost hurts, but it's a good hurt because it feel so awesome to be loved like that. Best hug ever. You guys don't even know, I have the best brothers ever.